smatter:

alphaqueer:

bijonse:

what does bottoming feel like

like a slow impalement until you hit a spot of ice-cold joy

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

(via fr33kinmatt)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I must go, the 2nd floor needs me. 

thechurchofbobsaget:

I must go, the 2nd floor needs me. 

(via theresnogodthatunderstands)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via 3ibon)

ghdos:

ghdos:

-el-:

ghdos:

flowersundefiled:

lovecy:

i will forever reblog this

he’s like “i will have NONE of ur shit today!”

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!

Did this nigga just excused himself? lol

I know I just reblogged this but this shit gets funnier every time I look at it.
“Bitch, why is you touching me? You know what? I can’t deal with no more. I’m outta here. I ain’t got time for this fuckshit.”

This is STILL hilarious to me.

ghdos:

ghdos:

-el-:

ghdos:

flowersundefiled:

lovecy:

i will forever reblog this

he’s like “i will have NONE of ur shit today!”

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!

Did this nigga just excused himself? lol

I know I just reblogged this but this shit gets funnier every time I look at it.

“Bitch, why is you touching me? You know what? I can’t deal with no more. I’m outta here. I ain’t got time for this fuckshit.”

This is STILL hilarious to me.

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kripke-is-my-king:

blakeliversage:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

(via memewhore)

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