what does bottoming feel like
like a slow impalement until you hit a spot of ice-cold joy
(via i-do-not-know-why-i)
(Source: cineraria, via out-gayed-myself)
-el-:
i will forever reblog this
he’s like “i will have NONE of ur shit today!”
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!
Did this nigga just excused himself? lol
I know I just reblogged this but this shit gets funnier every time I look at it.
“Bitch, why is you touching me? You know what? I can’t deal with no more. I’m outta here. I ain’t got time for this fuckshit.”
This is STILL hilarious to me.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via chadoallen)
sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
(via memewhore)
(Source: dedocracia, via chadoallen)

